Didn’t you just know we’d have a humour page on this site? Well here are a few critters that have already been seen lurking around our renovation. We’re managing to get photographs, but some are so elusive that we’re stuck with artist concepts.

• The Wire Fish
• The Plumber Snake
• The Sawdust Bunny
• The Drywall Dust Bunny
• The Electric Octopus
• The Air Duck
• The Holy Duck
• The Texas Long-Horn Kitty
• The Prayrie Dog

Just so people will know, we have no rug rats. After all, rats in a kitchen are a bad thing.

For more dining humour, click here.