There's a rumour afoot that our long-horned kitty has been hunting the renovation critters. We've already seen a scale from a Wire Fish lying on the floor, and the Plumber Snake's belt appears to have become the kitty's favourite toy. We've even seen, or heard rather, bunnies being chased all over the house.

So, you guessed it, we're planning a little celebration once the renovations are over. It's going to be called "Renovation Critter Surprise". Just guess who's going to be surprised. We're working on the menu now. Just a question: Does anyone out there know what wine to serve with snake?

Stay tuned for more icky, slimy, and dusty surprises.

So far, the menu is looking something like this:

• Bouillabaisse of wire fish and electric octopus
• Sawdust hasenpfeffer.
• Air duck a l'orange or pate d'anas du vent

We don't think plumber snake is going to make the menu. It's a matter of quality and hygiene really. Speaking of snakes, make sure to check our Coming Soon menus.

To clear up any worries, cat will never be on the menu. They just catch the critters.

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